A Brazilian wax
A bag of jolly ranchers
To feed a homeless family
A earring kit
A pair of Jeffrey Campbell shoes
A pair of Joe Jeans
Some True Religion Sox
A oil change
Some eyelash extensions
Unscented Deodorant
To actually see Sanny Clause
To build sand castles in Nevada
For 2011 to be the greatest year .. well until its 2012
To wake up to a shit-load of missed text from my guy friend
To open an off-shore account so I can smuggle in priceless pieces of exclusive jewelry
Go to South America and beat the living shit out of Castro
Get a Time machine
Use that time machine to march with Martin Luther, bust a white chick head with Malcolm X, and spit on Hitler and snatch his ugly mustache off
Invest in a non-profit charity .. but the charity goes to me.
and last but not least I want to go to India and have a magic carpet ride with a man as sexy as Aladdin.
is that too much to ask for?
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